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What ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."

So, on to the second question.

[Clears throat.]

Why are you evil?

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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]

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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]

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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.

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Professor?

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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]

Date: 2011-09-11 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Is it like him not to respond? It may be a coma.

Date: 2011-09-11 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
They're quite disturbing to see in person. Shaking doesn't help a bit.

Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Yes, eventually. At least, I don't think anyone hasn't.

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Date: 2011-09-11 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
Oh no.

Bertie, are you in your room?

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
[Eddie understands that one.]

Do you want me to come with you? If he is in a coma, you might need some help.

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
...He might be best left where he is anyway.

Anyway, I'll just get my shoes and jacket. See you in a minute.

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
Yeah, I just went through this, too.

So, okay, you're dead, I guess, and this is like... Purgatory. Okay? And your friends can't hear you. So... sorry about that. Sucks.

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
Nah, see, this is this place called, like... the Barge, okay, and if you need to be redeemed and shit you come here when you die, and these Warden douchebags sit on you until you turn into a better person, I guess, or something.

I don't know, I don't really know how we're supposed to be "redeemed" or whatever, but that's the idea.

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
[Jesse doesn't seem to notice the shocked look. Or maybe it's just that he's used to rich, stuffy-looking dudes like this one giving him exactly that face.]

Oh. Okay, then, I guess, never mind and all.

I just figured, with your friend disappearing, maybe you didn't know, 'cause that... something like that happened with me, too.

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Date: 2011-09-12 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damesuccubus.livejournal.com
Does that work, just asking an inmate why they're evil?

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Date: 2011-09-12 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damesuccubus.livejournal.com
Sadly for you, I think you would have found your method to be a failure.

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Date: 2011-09-13 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damesuccubus.livejournal.com
[...sigh.] I think you would have needed to be less upfront. Perhaps...eased into the topic. Instead of asking why he is evil, you might ask why he does evil things.

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Man, how much have you had to drink?

Date: 2011-09-12 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
That explains a lot. You need to drink some coffee or something.

Date: 2011-09-14 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
And you end up doing posts like this? Man, you might need to considering cutting back.
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