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Sep. 11th, 2011 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
what_ho_jeevesWhat ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
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Date: 2011-09-13 05:13 pm (UTC)I say, Georgie, could you pop down to deck 7 to help Eddie and I break down a door?
[Yes, he called George "Georgie." George is acquiring a nickname. (At least it's better than Eddie's nickname.)]
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Date: 2011-09-13 06:20 pm (UTC)I'll use my other shoulder this time.
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Date: 2011-09-13 06:28 pm (UTC)Good chap. Eddie and I will assist. [Or get in the way. They're pretty much the same thing with Bertie.]
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Date: 2011-09-13 11:33 pm (UTC)Well, that is to say, no. Not successfully at any rate.
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Date: 2011-09-13 11:35 pm (UTC)