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What ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."

So, on to the second question.

[Clears throat.]

Why are you evil?

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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]

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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]

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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.

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Professor?

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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]

Date: 2011-09-11 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Is it like him not to respond? It may be a coma.

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Date: 2011-09-11 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
Oh no.

Bertie, are you in your room?

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Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
Yeah, I just went through this, too.

So, okay, you're dead, I guess, and this is like... Purgatory. Okay? And your friends can't hear you. So... sorry about that. Sucks.

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Date: 2011-09-12 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damesuccubus.livejournal.com
Does that work, just asking an inmate why they're evil?

Date: 2011-09-12 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpememory.livejournal.com
Man, how much have you had to drink?
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