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Sep. 11th, 2011 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
what_ho_jeevesWhat ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
Private
Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)Re: Private
Date: 2011-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)Anyway, I'll just get my shoes and jacket. See you in a minute.
Private
Date: 2011-09-12 12:19 am (UTC)Re: Private
Date: 2011-09-12 12:21 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2011-09-12 12:37 am (UTC)What ho, Eddie! Is there anything I ought to bring for the Professor if he is in a coma?
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)I don't think so. We might have to break in the room if it's locked, but I'm not sure much would help us with that.
Spam
Date: 2011-09-12 01:47 am (UTC)Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-12 09:37 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2011-09-13 05:10 pm (UTC)I'll ring up George to help.
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-13 09:34 pm (UTC)Spam
Date: 2011-09-13 11:32 pm (UTC)Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-13 11:47 pm (UTC)Uh. Bertie. I'm not sure we'll be needing George.
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-14 12:02 am (UTC)What was that?
Spam
Date: 2011-09-14 12:06 am (UTC)His door didn't look like this before. Did he replace it, do you think?
Oh, what ho, Georgie. Eddie says we might not need you now. The Professor has replaced his door.
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-14 12:19 am (UTC)[Pause, and he carefully pushes the door open.]
It's... the room's empty. Look. [He holds it for the other two. It's a concrete box.]
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-09-14 01:29 am (UTC)Good Lord, someone's stolen the whole place!
Spam
Date: 2011-09-14 03:05 am (UTC)