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What ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."

So, on to the second question.

[Clears throat.]

Why are you evil?

...

[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]

...

Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]

...

Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.

...

Professor?

...

[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
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Date: 2011-09-11 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Is it like him not to respond? It may be a coma.

Date: 2011-09-11 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
They're quite disturbing to see in person. Shaking doesn't help a bit.

private

Date: 2011-09-11 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
Oh no.

Bertie, are you in your room?

Re: Private

Date: 2011-09-12 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
[Eddie understands that one.]

Do you want me to come with you? If he is in a coma, you might need some help.

[Video]

Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
Yeah, I just went through this, too.

So, okay, you're dead, I guess, and this is like... Purgatory. Okay? And your friends can't hear you. So... sorry about that. Sucks.

Date: 2011-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Yes, eventually. At least, I don't think anyone hasn't.

Re: Private

Date: 2011-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
...He might be best left where he is anyway.

Anyway, I'll just get my shoes and jacket. See you in a minute.

[Video]

Date: 2011-09-12 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
Nah, see, this is this place called, like... the Barge, okay, and if you need to be redeemed and shit you come here when you die, and these Warden douchebags sit on you until you turn into a better person, I guess, or something.

I don't know, I don't really know how we're supposed to be "redeemed" or whatever, but that's the idea.

Re: Private

Date: 2011-09-12 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
[Eddie knocks on Bertie's door a minute or so later.]

Date: 2011-09-12 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Has he been touchy? Perhaps he's just in a mood.

[Video]

Date: 2011-09-12 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeahscience.livejournal.com
[Jesse doesn't seem to notice the shocked look. Or maybe it's just that he's used to rich, stuffy-looking dudes like this one giving him exactly that face.]

Oh. Okay, then, I guess, never mind and all.

I just figured, with your friend disappearing, maybe you didn't know, 'cause that... something like that happened with me, too.

Re: Spam

Date: 2011-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
[Eddie's in one of his smarter suits, complete with a red tie and handkerchief, but has no hat. He smiles, and replies,] What ho! [He loves picking up these phrases.]

I don't think so. We might have to break in the room if it's locked, but I'm not sure much would help us with that.

Date: 2011-09-12 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Our Inspector back home is the same.
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