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[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]

Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's activities, as he's always kept me informed of dashed near everything that one could possibly need to be informed about. In fact, he's the most informed bird I know. "Informed" is just the word to describe him.

And I'd be bally grateful if you could make the replacement quickly. I've a yearning for a spot of tea, you see, and the kettle's a bit tricky.

...o'brien's just having FUN.

Date: 2011-03-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
You're pre-revolution.

Well, soon, comrade, your country will undergo a revolution. It will lead it to Ingsoc, English Socialism - the purest doctrine mankind has ever invented. The Party will rule Oceania - the Americas, Britain, Australasia. It is nominally communist, comrade, but shall have ultimate power. And will crush petty little capitalists like you.

totally. :D

Date: 2011-03-16 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
...No, comrade.

Who does that?

Date: 2011-03-16 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
...He sounds like a totalitarian. And not a very good one.

Oh, we're better than them, comrade.

Date: 2011-03-16 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
...Was he just trying to be Hitler?

Date: 2011-03-16 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com
German fascist totalitarian. Had a stupid moustache and uniforms, as far as I'm aware.

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