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[Voice]

--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]



[Text]

e9oas0-50igf4eaw3l;k82=erwl;dkl;3r0;kxkop8954 0kdska0230-



[Video]


...blasted thing come with instructions.

[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when it actually wasn't. ...No...it really is working this time. In the background is a posh flat designed with hints of Art Deco in the architectural details.]

What ho, what ho!

I say, this is a dashed peculiar sort of ship, isn’t it? I mean, when I was approached by this Admiral chap I knew I’d be on some boat or another, but I rather expected it to be more of a sea-going affair, as is, I think, a natural conclusion to come to when the word “ship” is uttered. Instead, inside, I find a replica of my Berkeley Mansions flat, so perfectly perfect I half expect Jeeves to come biffing in through the kitchen door at any moment, and outside, I find all the starry universe.

Well, this is a rummy whatsits, it is. All the same, this Wooster shall not yield to brooding or despair. Oh no. Did the Wooster who fought at Agincourt look around that stormy and troubled hill and say, “Dash it all, this wasn’t on the cards,” and go home? Oh no. A Wooster always keeps his word, you know.

[He emphatically gestures with the hand that's holding the communicator at the end of his little speech, causing the picture to veer wildly around and ultimately drops it again. Barge-folk, enjoy a view of his ceiling.]

Dash it all, why can't the Admiral use sensible things that start with "tele," like telegrams and telephones to--

[And in picking it up he's accidentally turned it off again. It may be hours before he figures out how to turn it back on.]

Date: 2011-03-14 10:21 pm (UTC)
collector: (it's a shame to be so wet so young)
From: [personal profile] collector
I highly doubt it.

[Brax remembers his original intention was to be helpful. Actually, no, there was no original intention. He was just slightly stunned. But now he feels obligated to try to be of some use.] To prevent those, ah, little mash-ups of letters , I thought it might be of aid to you if you were sure you knew which buttons did what. So you don't accidentally make a post [that gets you married] when you would much rather not.

Date: 2011-03-14 10:46 pm (UTC)
collector: (revolutionaries wait)
From: [personal profile] collector
[Brax might marry somebody who proposed to him using Shakespeare, so it's best we stop him from keyboard smashing.]

Braxiatel. I'm happy to be of assistance.

Date: 2011-03-14 11:57 pm (UTC)
collector: (revolutionaries wait)
From: [personal profile] collector
Ah. You ought to have asked the Admiral to make your valet your Warden's item.

Date: 2011-03-15 03:40 am (UTC)
collector: (show me the work that you've done)
From: [personal profile] collector
Surely not, but I suspect the Admiral may not be so agreeable.

Date: 2011-03-15 05:18 am (UTC)
collector: (wheels are turning in your head)
From: [personal profile] collector
And you may be rewarded with biscuits for your trouble if you don't receive a valet.

Private (threadjack, couldn't resist)

Date: 2011-03-15 01:03 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (:|)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
Braxiatel, what are you doing to the poor man?

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 01:32 pm (UTC)
collector: (show me the work that you've done)
From: [personal profile] collector
If it works, his probability of surviving increases dramatically. [And he won't feel vaguely responsible for trying to look out for somebody so helplessly helpless.] There's no harm whatsoever if he does not succeed.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 01:47 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
Apart from the fact that he'll be pegged as a fool if it doesn't work -- which, I might add, it very likely won't?

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 01:54 pm (UTC)
collector: (confident with your back to the audience)
From: [personal profile] collector
I'm not convinced that he won't be pegged as a fool without any help. This is actually quite worth trying, given that a sentient robot is one of the Doctor's warden's item.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 01:57 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (oh sod)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
...no, you're right; he does wear his foolishness rather plainly. Why did the Admiral bring him here? He'll be devoured. Unless he really is one of those blessed fools who floats along like a cork on the waves.

Sentient robots notwithstanding, though, I will be genuinely shocked if this works.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:19 pm (UTC)
collector: (for the good of the Admirality)
From: [personal profile] collector
The Admiral does have a very sharp sense of humour.

It will be harder for him without Jeeves, but a number will disregard him entirely as an idiot. He'll be safe from them. And there's nothing to be done about the random mishaps that take us all. If his well-being is to be taken into consideration, we ought to keep an eye out for how enterprising individuals could take advantage of him.

[With a smile] Perhaps you could extend your protection to him by becoming his fiancée?

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:22 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
[EPIC facepalm.]

You do realise that having made that suggestion, Barge superstition demands that it will happen eventually, willing parties or no. And with him, it's all but inevitable that someone will get engaged to him.
Edited Date: 2011-03-15 02:26 pm (UTC)

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:26 pm (UTC)
collector: (taking it as we can)
From: [personal profile] collector
Does it? Damn my forgetting the dangers of narrative convention.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:31 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
You of all people forgetting that. Gracious.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:39 pm (UTC)
collector: (wheels are turning in your head)
From: [personal profile] collector
I can't think of how it slipped my mind.

Would it be any sort of comfort to you if I promised to look out for him as I can?

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:41 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (smirk)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
Some sort, yes.

[Note she's not saying which.]

And I plan to keep an eye on him as well.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:48 pm (UTC)
collector: (taste for champagne and endless fortune)
From: [personal profile] collector
[He can make an educated guess.]

And that is a comfort to me. Do be careful you don't turn into a Colombine, dear Harlequin.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (Harlequin)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
He strikes me as more of a Pierrot anyway.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
collector: (revolutionaries wait)
From: [personal profile] collector
I can see the resemblance.

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