.001 [Accidental Video...eventually]
Mar. 14th, 2011 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Voice]
--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]
[Text]
e9oas0-50igf4eaw3l;k82=erwl;dkl;3r0;kxkop8954 0kdska0230-
[Video]
...blasted thing come with instructions.
[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when it actually wasn't. ...No...it really is working this time. In the background is a posh flat designed with hints of Art Deco in the architectural details.]
What ho, what ho!
I say, this is a dashed peculiar sort of ship, isn’t it? I mean, when I was approached by this Admiral chap I knew I’d be on some boat or another, but I rather expected it to be more of a sea-going affair, as is, I think, a natural conclusion to come to when the word “ship” is uttered. Instead, inside, I find a replica of my Berkeley Mansions flat, so perfectly perfect I half expect Jeeves to come biffing in through the kitchen door at any moment, and outside, I find all the starry universe.
Well, this is a rummy whatsits, it is. All the same, this Wooster shall not yield to brooding or despair. Oh no. Did the Wooster who fought at Agincourt look around that stormy and troubled hill and say, “Dash it all, this wasn’t on the cards,” and go home? Oh no. A Wooster always keeps his word, you know.
[He emphatically gestures with the hand that's holding the communicator at the end of his little speech, causing the picture to veer wildly around and ultimately drops it again. Barge-folk, enjoy a view of his ceiling.]
Dash it all, why can't the Admiral use sensible things that start with "tele," like telegrams and telephones to--
[And in picking it up he's accidentally turned it off again. It may be hours before he figures out how to turn it back on.]
--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]
[Text]
e9oas0-50igf4eaw3l;k82=erwl;dkl;3r0;kxkop8954 0kdska0230-
[Video]
...blasted thing come with instructions.
[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when it actually wasn't. ...No...it really is working this time. In the background is a posh flat designed with hints of Art Deco in the architectural details.]
What ho, what ho!
I say, this is a dashed peculiar sort of ship, isn’t it? I mean, when I was approached by this Admiral chap I knew I’d be on some boat or another, but I rather expected it to be more of a sea-going affair, as is, I think, a natural conclusion to come to when the word “ship” is uttered. Instead, inside, I find a replica of my Berkeley Mansions flat, so perfectly perfect I half expect Jeeves to come biffing in through the kitchen door at any moment, and outside, I find all the starry universe.
Well, this is a rummy whatsits, it is. All the same, this Wooster shall not yield to brooding or despair. Oh no. Did the Wooster who fought at Agincourt look around that stormy and troubled hill and say, “Dash it all, this wasn’t on the cards,” and go home? Oh no. A Wooster always keeps his word, you know.
[He emphatically gestures with the hand that's holding the communicator at the end of his little speech, causing the picture to veer wildly around and ultimately drops it again. Barge-folk, enjoy a view of his ceiling.]
Dash it all, why can't the Admiral use sensible things that start with "tele," like telegrams and telephones to--
[And in picking it up he's accidentally turned it off again. It may be hours before he figures out how to turn it back on.]
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Date: 2011-03-14 10:11 pm (UTC)[And Brax gets video of Bertie staring with furrowed brow at the communicator for many long seconds before he finally utters,]
Am I looking for anything in particular?
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Date: 2011-03-14 10:21 pm (UTC)[Brax remembers his original intention was to be helpful. Actually, no, there was no original intention. He was just slightly stunned. But now he feels obligated to try to be of some use.] To prevent those, ah, little mash-ups of letters , I thought it might be of aid to you if you were sure you knew which buttons did what. So you don't accidentally make a post [that gets you married] when you would much rather not.
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Date: 2011-03-14 10:33 pm (UTC)That's awfully white of you, Mr...
I don't believe I caught your name.
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Date: 2011-03-14 10:46 pm (UTC)Braxiatel. I'm happy to be of assistance.
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Date: 2011-03-14 10:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-14 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-15 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-15 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-15 04:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-15 05:18 am (UTC)Private (threadjack, couldn't resist)
Date: 2011-03-15 01:03 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 01:32 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 01:47 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 01:54 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 01:57 pm (UTC)Sentient robots notwithstanding, though, I will be genuinely shocked if this works.
Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:19 pm (UTC)It will be harder for him without Jeeves, but a number will disregard him entirely as an idiot. He'll be safe from them. And there's nothing to be done about the random mishaps that take us all. If his well-being is to be taken into consideration, we ought to keep an eye out for how enterprising individuals could take advantage of him.
[With a smile] Perhaps you could extend your protection to him by becoming his fiancée?
Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:22 pm (UTC)You do realise that having made that suggestion, Barge superstition demands that it will happen eventually, willing parties or no. And with him, it's all but inevitable that someone will get engaged to him.
Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:26 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:31 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:39 pm (UTC)Would it be any sort of comfort to you if I promised to look out for him as I can?
Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:41 pm (UTC)[Note she's not saying which.]
And I plan to keep an eye on him as well.
Private
Date: 2011-03-15 02:48 pm (UTC)And that is a comfort to me. Do be careful you don't turn into a Colombine, dear Harlequin.
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Date: 2011-03-15 02:55 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-03-15 04:38 pm (UTC)