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[Voice]

--at ho? [sound of communicator falling down and shutting off.]



[Text]

e9oas0-50igf4eaw3l;k82=erwl;dkl;3r0;kxkop8954 0kdska0230-



[Video]


...blasted thing come with instructions.

[Lo! The whatsitsthingy is blinking! This might be a good sign. Or this might be like the half-dozen other times that he thought it was working when it actually wasn't. ...No...it really is working this time. In the background is a posh flat designed with hints of Art Deco in the architectural details.]

What ho, what ho!

I say, this is a dashed peculiar sort of ship, isn’t it? I mean, when I was approached by this Admiral chap I knew I’d be on some boat or another, but I rather expected it to be more of a sea-going affair, as is, I think, a natural conclusion to come to when the word “ship” is uttered. Instead, inside, I find a replica of my Berkeley Mansions flat, so perfectly perfect I half expect Jeeves to come biffing in through the kitchen door at any moment, and outside, I find all the starry universe.

Well, this is a rummy whatsits, it is. All the same, this Wooster shall not yield to brooding or despair. Oh no. Did the Wooster who fought at Agincourt look around that stormy and troubled hill and say, “Dash it all, this wasn’t on the cards,” and go home? Oh no. A Wooster always keeps his word, you know.

[He emphatically gestures with the hand that's holding the communicator at the end of his little speech, causing the picture to veer wildly around and ultimately drops it again. Barge-folk, enjoy a view of his ceiling.]

Dash it all, why can't the Admiral use sensible things that start with "tele," like telegrams and telephones to--

[And in picking it up he's accidentally turned it off again. It may be hours before he figures out how to turn it back on.]

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:39 pm (UTC)
collector: (wheels are turning in your head)
From: [personal profile] collector
I can't think of how it slipped my mind.

Would it be any sort of comfort to you if I promised to look out for him as I can?

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:41 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (smirk)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
Some sort, yes.

[Note she's not saying which.]

And I plan to keep an eye on him as well.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:48 pm (UTC)
collector: (taste for champagne and endless fortune)
From: [personal profile] collector
[He can make an educated guess.]

And that is a comfort to me. Do be careful you don't turn into a Colombine, dear Harlequin.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (Harlequin)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
He strikes me as more of a Pierrot anyway.

Private

Date: 2011-03-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
collector: (revolutionaries wait)
From: [personal profile] collector
I can see the resemblance.

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