what_ho_jeeves: (serious)
[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves
What ho. [His typical greeting is a little less exuberant than usual.]

I'm sad to say that that I've come to the realization that this Wooster isn't really cut out for this job. It's a dashed tricky thing, wardening, a more convoluted process than making tea even. So the time has come for me to throw in the towel, make a strategic retreat, biff off back to London. You're all the best of fellows and you're all welcome to drop in on my flat if you're ever in the metrop. [Yes, he's including the inmates in this invitation. He's probably never quite caught on that many of them are Bad Peoples.]

Una, you're jolly well the best beazel I've ever been engaged to.

Ana, you're a marvellously clever girl, almost as clever as Jeeves, I'd reckon. I'm sorry I wasn't able to see you graduated. But you're a good egg at heart and I'm sure you'll do it in no time.

Georgie, I've got some things to give you before I go. And I'll try to look you up the next time I'm on the other side of the Atlantic.

Doctor Caesares, I've got something for you, too. You're a well-dressed gentleman, so I think you'll appreciate it.

Toodle-pip.

Date: 2011-11-13 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hourglass-twin.livejournal.com
...did you just call making tea a convoluted process?
From: [identity profile] hourglass-twin.livejournal.com
...it's tea. You boil water. You put leaves in the water.

Date: 2011-11-15 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hourglass-twin.livejournal.com
Given your level of incompetence when it comes to mundane tasks, it is no surprise to me you were unable to handle something as complicated as an inmate.

Date: 2011-11-13 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
I'm terribly sorry to see you go, Bertie. I had thought you were doing a fine job.

Date: 2011-11-13 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
I shall wear it for best.

When should I drop by?

Date: 2011-11-15 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
I'll be just over.

[Spam]

[And you get George in full uniform, because that's a proper send off.]

Date: 2011-11-13 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-aghost.livejournal.com
You do, Mr Wooster? It's most certainly appreciated, but not necessary.

I shall come to see you shortly, if you so wish.

Date: 2011-11-13 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-aghost.livejournal.com
Alright, I'll be there shortly.

[And he was, knocking on the door.]

Date: 2011-11-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-aghost.livejournal.com
[He gave Bertie a polite nod,]

Evening, Mr Wooster. [He paused]

May I ask if what you stated was your only reason for leaving?

Date: 2011-11-14 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeyaduke.livejournal.com
Really, Bertie? Really?

Private.

Date: 2011-11-14 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeyaduke.livejournal.com
I'm very sorry about all that. Bertie, don't you think you should announce me graduated before you go? And give me a gift? It's only polite. [She wants your warden item.]

Private.

Date: 2011-11-15 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeyaduke.livejournal.com
I think you're supposed to say that I am, Bertie, darling.

It should be something that was important to you here of course. Something that opened doors and reminded you of home.

Date: 2011-11-14 10:25 am (UTC)
una_persson: (sad)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
Oh, Bertie. I am sorry to see you go.

Date: 2011-11-17 06:26 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (smile)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
I'd like that very much, Bertie. I'll see you again.
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