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[what_ho_jeeves]

[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]

Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's activities, as he's always kept me informed of dashed near everything that one could possibly need to be informed about. In fact, he's the most informed bird I know. "Informed" is just the word to describe him.

And I'd be bally grateful if you could make the replacement quickly. I've a yearning for a spot of tea, you see, and the kettle's a bit tricky.

Comments

[shoot-thecook.livejournal.com]

Wait, we can have people as our Items? Why wasn't I told?

[subtlescience]

I don't know why you decided to again grace us with your presence, House, but if you come near me or my room, I won't hesitate to follow through with what I started when last we met.

[*takes advantage of this unfortunate situation*]

Later

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

How did that go?

sorry, bertie. I forsee this ending in o'brien calling him capitalist scum.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

Did you just ask for a person for your item?

[una_persson]

I'm afraid to say that probably isn't going to work, Mr Wooster.

[collector]

Mr. Wooster, I'm taking tea just presently, but I'm certain that if you dropped by, you could work out a bit more about how to filter your communicator.

[vinkus-witch.livejournal.com]

Did you just ask for a human being to use as an item?