what_ho_jeeves

Of course I'm perfectly safe with or without the—WAIT A MINUTE. What's that supposed to mean, funny man? {Flailing his stick wildly the whole time.} It isn't working! Grab a stick, maybe the ticket is two sticks. TWO STICKS. That'll scare 'em off! {More wild stick waving!}

{He makes rugby spectators look reserved.}