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[what_ho_jeeves]

[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]

Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's activities, as he's always kept me informed of dashed near everything that one could possibly need to be informed about. In fact, he's the most informed bird I know. "Informed" is just the word to describe him.

And I'd be bally grateful if you could make the replacement quickly. I've a yearning for a spot of tea, you see, and the kettle's a bit tricky.

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[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

...He sounds like a totalitarian. And not a very good one.

Oh, we're better than them, comrade.

[what_ho_jeeves]

I should hope so. It'd be a tricky thing to be worse, I tell you. Spode is a perfect poop. Grown men biffing about wearing black shorts crying Heil, Spode? It's a frightful sight to behold.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

...Was he just trying to be Hitler?

[what_ho_jeeves]

Hitler?

[Just a few years too early for Bertie to be familiar with that name. If he paid more attention to international politics it might have rung a bell, but as it is...]

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

German fascist totalitarian. Had a stupid moustache and uniforms, as far as I'm aware.