what_ho_jeeves: (OTeaP)
what_ho_jeeves ([personal profile] what_ho_jeeves) wrote2011-03-14 10:35 pm

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[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]

Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's activities, as he's always kept me informed of dashed near everything that one could possibly need to be informed about. In fact, he's the most informed bird I know. "Informed" is just the word to describe him.

And I'd be bally grateful if you could make the replacement quickly. I've a yearning for a spot of tea, you see, and the kettle's a bit tricky.
subtlescience: (Oh. My. God.)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-03-16 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Wut.]

...I am not falling for this.

[Because we are paranoid on level seven.]