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[what_ho_jeeves]

[FAIL!private to the Admiral. ie--not private at all]

Excuse me, Admiral fellow, if you could do a chap a favour, I'd like to trade in my current Warden Item for a new one. I'd like my new Warden Item to be a valet, tall, dark-haired, goes by the name of "Reginald Jeeves." I'm sure he'd do a corking job keeping me informed of my inmate-to-be's activities, as he's always kept me informed of dashed near everything that one could possibly need to be informed about. In fact, he's the most informed bird I know. "Informed" is just the word to describe him.

And I'd be bally grateful if you could make the replacement quickly. I've a yearning for a spot of tea, you see, and the kettle's a bit tricky.

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[subtlescience]

I don't know why you decided to again grace us with your presence, House, but if you come near me or my room, I won't hesitate to follow through with what I started when last we met.

[*takes advantage of this unfortunate situation*]

[what_ho_jeeves]

I say, birds and beazels left and right seem to be mistaking me for this "House" chap. It's only natural, I suppose, as he is also apparently a handsome devil with iron will, but I assure you that I am not he.

[subtlescience]

[Wut.]

...I am not falling for this.

[Because we are paranoid on level seven.]