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what_ho_jeeves) wrote2011-09-11 06:14 pm
what_ho_jeeves) wrote2011-09-11 06:14 pm
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.010 [Video--totally public, as usual]
What ho, Professor Fate! We never did finish that questionnaire, you know. Somehow we got on the topic of eggs instead and never quite came back around to the main point. In fact, not only did we not finish, we didn't really get much of a start, either. So I'm just going to assume that you answered "yes" to question number one, "Are you evil?" if it's not too much trouble. You see, all the other questions rather require that the answer to the first question be "yes."
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
So, on to the second question.
[Clears throat.]
Why are you evil?
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[Waits. Looks at his pocketwatch.]
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Professor Fate? I say, Professor? Are you there? [Usually Fate would be shouting into the communicator by now. Bertie frowns.]
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Professor, if you can't hear me, say something. ...No, wait, that doesn't work at all, does it. If you can hear me, say something.
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Professor?
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[Professor Fate is gone, but it hasn't yet occurred to Bertie to check his warden item. So the Barge gets Bertie's (increasingly bored and restless) waiting face for a long time.]
Re: Spam
Uh. Bertie. I'm not sure we'll be needing George.
Re: Spam
What was that?
Spam
His door didn't look like this before. Did he replace it, do you think?
Oh, what ho, Georgie. Eddie says we might not need you now. The Professor has replaced his door.
Re: Spam
[Pause, and he carefully pushes the door open.]
It's... the room's empty. Look. [He holds it for the other two. It's a concrete box.]
Re: Spam
Good Lord, someone's stolen the whole place!
Spam