[He walks over to it and briefly considers simply taking this away and replacing it with something simpler. But narrative law might just mean Bertie makes it worse, and Irving Braxiatel never underestimates the power of narrative law.]
[So he'll distract him with the communicator first.]
I've written up a message here to myself. [It's in Martian, and he is politely asking himself if he is entirely certain he wants to get involved in this sort of comedy.] Select that feature like so [he demonstrates], and it will put it on private filter.
Spam!
[So he'll distract him with the communicator first.]
I've written up a message here to myself. [It's in Martian, and he is politely asking himself if he is entirely certain he wants to get involved in this sort of comedy.] Select that feature like so [he demonstrates], and it will put it on private filter.
[And he hands the communicator over to Bertie.]