[Being unsubtle is surely a great strain on Brax, but subtlety would surely be lost on Bertie.]
It's this bally useless book. [He helpfully holds it up. It looks like a cheap, hard boiled detective novel.] It looks corking on the outside, with an exciting picture on the front hinting of a weird and fabulous tale within, but upon opening it there are no bally words. Really, what kind of book is one without any words? I suppose Jeeves might be able to ascribe some deep meaning to it, like invisible words waiting in the wings or some such, but I just want a good read to while away an evening. Is that too much to ask?
[He thinks a book without a story in it is a giant tease.]
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Date: 2011-03-16 05:09 am (UTC)It's this bally useless book. [He helpfully holds it up. It looks like a cheap, hard boiled detective novel.] It looks corking on the outside, with an exciting picture on the front hinting of a weird and fabulous tale within, but upon opening it there are no bally words. Really, what kind of book is one without any words? I suppose Jeeves might be able to ascribe some deep meaning to it, like invisible words waiting in the wings or some such, but I just want a good read to while away an evening. Is that too much to ask?
[He thinks a book without a story in it is a giant tease.]