[Only if you joke about Wodehouse to Elphaba, too. Equal opportunity intertexuality.]

Right-o. [He opens the door, which, almost miraculously he managed *not* to lock behind him.] After you.

I'd have my valet make us a spot of tea but as lack of valet and subsequent lack of tea is the very conundrum that brings you here I'm afraid my capabilities as host are sadly limited, but I could mix you up a whisky and s if you like.