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what_ho_jeeves ([personal profile] what_ho_jeeves) wrote2011-07-17 12:55 am
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.007 [Voice]

[Not private filtered at all. Bertie doesn't quite get the filter thing unless the other person filters first.]

Professor Fate? I say, Professor, are you there?

And, Admiral, my good chap, since you refuse to bring me my valet, even though he'd be corking at this wardening business, I need a bit of help with my flat. It's getting a bit chaotic if you know what I mean. Dusting is dashed harder than it looks, and I've already broken two teacups trying to wash up. If you won't let me have Jeeves, don't you at least a maid on board who could tidy up? This really is the worst service I've had on a ship. I've half a mind to write a complaint to your company chairman and tell him so.
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[identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really quite reliant on your Grey, aren't you, Bertie?

You don't need service, I'll show you how to do things for yourself. Jane's showed me, it's not difficult.
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2011-07-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I depend on Jeeves to take care of dashed near everything as far as the flat is concerned. He's a very dependable chap...or would be if he were here.

That'd be awfully white of you, Eddie, to show me what's what. Jeeves makes it all look so simple, but it's really quite tricky.

missed this!

[identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, well, it happens a lot at home. We'd be nowhere without Greys, but it's hardly fair on them.

I'll do what I can. I'm not great at some things, but we should be able to get you sorted.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's true. There's even a device on wheels that sucks dirt into it's mouth and sends it away somewhere so you haven't got to think about it anymore!
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2011-07-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
The hooverwhatsits! Yes, I think I might have one of those somewhere... That would be a dashed sight easier than picking up all the bits of dirt by hand.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-19 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
And it keeps one's hands clean!
what_ho_jeeves: (WTF Tea?)

[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2011-07-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Quite true. Although they look a bit complicated. Far worse than the kettle, and that was itself a spot of bother.

[identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, what did it do?
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