what_ho_jeeves: (Aunt Agatha)
[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves
[An elderly woman with grey hair, who has an expression like she might gnaw on glass for an appetizer or shoot laser beams from her eyes or snort fire from her nose dragon-like, appears on the screen.]

So this is where my no-good layabout of a nephew has got himself to. Let me tell you right now that the last thing he needs are more wastrel friends and gold-digging floozies encouraging his bad habits. He must return home at once, at once I say, and settle down with a proper girl who will mould him into a respectable member of society.

If he comes back married to some upstart actress [she's giving you the evil eye, Una] or a filthy-tongued harridan [that's you, Parker] or any of the other vile persons aboard this ship, I will personally see to it that he is cut off from the family and never inherits the Yaxley estate.

Date: 2011-05-07 11:44 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (wide eyes)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
[Oh my god, she's even more terrifying than Mrs Cornelius. Or perhaps just differently terrifying.]

Er. Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Una Persson, an acquaintance of Mr Wooster.

I assure you that his friends here are quite intent on keeping him from any untoward entanglements.

Date: 2011-05-08 02:52 pm (UTC)
una_persson: (o rly?)
From: [personal profile] una_persson
It can happen, ma'am. I for one don't wish to see him in any kind of difficulty.

Date: 2011-05-08 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
Do you happen to know a Mrs DeMauve?

Date: 2011-05-08 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
I don't know where Yorkshire is, but... I don't think so.

You just remind me of someone, that's all.

Date: 2011-05-08 03:22 am (UTC)
ext_956366: Malcolm Jamieson as Armand in the Scarlet Pimpernel wearing waistcoat and cravat nodding his head and closed eyes (bow) (disbelieving (Margot))
From: [identity profile] young-idealist.livejournal.com
[A little cold, but she's controlling it.] Do you have some probably with actresses?

Date: 2011-05-08 04:58 am (UTC)
ext_956366: Malcolm Jamieson as Armand in the Scarlet Pimpernel wearing waistcoat and cravat nodding his head and closed eyes (bow) (coy (Margot))
From: [identity profile] young-idealist.livejournal.com
Tis as much the fault of the sponsors and the young men, madame. Don't blame the actresses.
yourunichase: (bitch far away)
From: [personal profile] yourunichase
I think the only fucking harridan here is you.

Date: 2011-05-08 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfectnanny.livejournal.com
That is hardly a decent assessment of the people aboard, ma'am.
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