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[Not private filtered at all. Bertie doesn't quite get the filter thing unless the other person filters first.]

Professor Fate? I say, Professor, are you there?

And, Admiral, my good chap, since you refuse to bring me my valet, even though he'd be corking at this wardening business, I need a bit of help with my flat. It's getting a bit chaotic if you know what I mean. Dusting is dashed harder than it looks, and I've already broken two teacups trying to wash up. If you won't let me have Jeeves, don't you at least a maid on board who could tidy up? This really is the worst service I've had on a ship. I've half a mind to write a complaint to your company chairman and tell him so.

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Date: 2011-07-17 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
{It's okay. Fate doesn't get them either.}

What? What is it? I'm here, I'm here. Don't get everything all in a twist.

I'll have you know I didn't break any of your teacups.

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Date: 2011-07-17 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
You want to go back out there? After what happened last time? You do remember what happened last time, don't you?

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Date: 2011-07-17 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
If you want to become cat hors d'ouvres, that's your affair, I certainly won't stop you. But you're missing more than a good chunk of the grey matter if you think I'm coming with you!

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Date: 2011-07-18 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
The sigh college-y of the who-what-how?

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Date: 2011-07-19 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
Stop blabbering about soundless Greek cakes! And what kind of a question is that? I am in business, and you can't succeed in business without...{villainous, moustache twirling chuckle} breaking a few eggs.

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Date: 2011-07-20 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
{Another sinister chuckle.}

Oh, please, do let me assure you. Economics and academics are all about business and eggs.

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Date: 2011-07-24 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youriseyoushine.livejournal.com
IT'S A METAPHOR.

{After the yelling, his voice switches back to calm, as it so often does.}

You do know what a metaphor is, don't you?

Date: 2011-07-17 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
You're really quite reliant on your Grey, aren't you, Bertie?

You don't need service, I'll show you how to do things for yourself. Jane's showed me, it's not difficult.

missed this!

Date: 2011-07-18 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com
Mm, well, it happens a lot at home. We'd be nowhere without Greys, but it's hardly fair on them.

I'll do what I can. I'm not great at some things, but we should be able to get you sorted.

Date: 2011-07-18 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
It's true. There's even a device on wheels that sucks dirt into it's mouth and sends it away somewhere so you haven't got to think about it anymore!

Date: 2011-07-19 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
And it keeps one's hands clean!

Date: 2011-07-20 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Why, what did it do?

[Voice]; y so adorable, Bertie?

Date: 2011-07-17 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamcommawill.livejournal.com
[Mostly neutral tone, with a slight 'Are you kidding me?' undertone] I really don't think the Admiral grants those sort of requests. Then again, you never know. [A sigh. He almost feels bad for Bertie.] Being without a valet isn't that difficult. I've done it for several years now. Do you need some help?

[Voice]

Date: 2011-07-18 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamcommawill.livejournal.com
You do know what sort of ship you're on, right? A prison ship. Most prisons don't offer the guards and cops valets or personal maids.

It's really quite simple. I've never had one, so I've always been self-sufficient. Listen, I'm not going into port, so if you'd like some assistance with the cleaning I could help you.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-07-18 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamcommawill.livejournal.com
No, it's not. It's rather something else. Most don't take place on a space ship that has vampires, aliens, mysteriously replenishing food and drink, etc. [Pause] I don't think stealing a creamer would make you a criminal.

Sorry, that was rude of me. Name's Will Graham.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2011-07-20 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grahamcommawill.livejournal.com
Er. [That was a bit unexpected.] Quite well, actually. [Your manners and time period. They are confusing.]

I'm sure they would, but I doubt the Admiral would allow everyone on. [Then again, with some of the wardens, he's really not sure anymore.] Then we'd be overpopulated.
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